Hot pies•Pickup in Petoskey•Text alert inside

Vol. 1 No. 0 · Coming soon · FreeThe “We’re Not Open Yet” Issue

Grand Royale Pizza

  • Hot pies!Round, hot, self-explanatory.
  • PickupYou come to us. We text first.
  • The ovenVery hot. Do not lick.
Fig. 1. A pizza, artist’s impression. The real one is hotter.

A sign-up form and some sweat. Cleverly titled, but that’s not the point.

Petoskey, MI

Drop your number and we'll send a text when the pies are hot and ready for pickup.

Inside

Abbreviated by magazine personnel as the TOC.

  1. 2Intro pageYou’re on it. Hi.
  2. 4The piesStill in the oven. Do not open the oven.
  3. 9PickupWe text, you show up, everybody eats.
  4. 17The back pageToppings we’d like to see.